Saturday, December 26, 2009

Ungh...

Apologies go out to all the readers across the Blogoverse. I am nursing a wicked sinus cold at the moment, one that is taking its sweet time to infect me.

It's all in the ears at the moment, creeping into my throat as of this morning. Not only was I sick for Christmas, it looks like I will be decrepit right in time for the Sister's wedding.

I do have quite a bit to post about, but I've been struggling to find the energy to do so. Rather than air my complaints, I will give myself the space to get healthy and then I shall bombard this space with an epic amount of posts.

Oh, immune system -- what has become of you?

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

365 Days with Ladies in Writing

It is official -- as of this evening, Ladies in Writing reached our one-year anniversary. Over countless mugs of steeped tea and quite a few scones on my part, our collective has explored the written word beyond the borders of our original class and into coffee shops across the GTA.

We were enrolled in the same Intro. to Creative Writing workshop held each Wednesday during the October 2008 to December 2008 stretch. We huddled around tables in a little church in the suburbs and shared stories scribbled in notebooks, on scrap paper, and even on a few napkins. The idea of a writing group was a snap decision made after our final class and we have continued to meet each month to share our work and hone our craft.

Now, I admit, we're a relaxed group. We're more supportive than we are critical. I'm aware that I'm probably known as "the young one who writes the disturbing fiction," but that's fine by me. I know there'll always be a chair waiting for me each month.

We're quite the motley team of writers. Two women have retired; three women are around my parents' age and are quite successful in their careers; and then there's me, the random twenty-three-year-old queer gal who idolizes writers like Sylvia Plath and Chuck Palahniuk (and yes, it is quite evident in my writing). I'm often there to act as the voice of the 21st-Century Youth and whatnot, but I've come to learn quite a bit about the perspectives of the older generations, too.

Regardless of the age differences between us, we're linked by our love of the written word and our desire to have others hear us out and give us the motivational push we need to carry on. The Ladies even decided it's time for me to get out there and submit my stories to contests and literary journals across Canada. I gotta tell you, it's a massive boost to the ol' self-confidence to hear such glowing words from a group of women you respect entirely. They're even willing to chip in on a Writer's Calendar so I can get out there and force these stories of mine into the public sphere.

Too sweet.

In 2010, we're setting precise writing goals for ourselves and creating accountability among the members. Should be an interesting experiment. I can only hope I will continue to earn my place among them each month (so long as I tone down the creep factor of my fiction. Heh.)

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

ZOMG: Natalie Portman and Zombies?!

I realize I am behind with the times since the utter rapture of this news broke, but --

*Inhales*

IAMSOEXCITEDANDCANBARELYMAINTAINANYSEMBLANCEOFSANITYATTHENEWS!!

*Staggers, breathes again*

Natalie Portman has signed on to star in the film adaptation of the reinvented Austen classic otherwise known as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

Let me process this blitz of sheer perfection:
  • Natalie Portman as the spunky Elizabeth Bennet
  • An alternative universe where zombies invade Regency-era England
  • Natalie Portman killin' zombies in Austen-era wardrobe
*Brain implodes*

WHY IS THIS MOVIE NOT OUT NOW AND WHY IS THE WORLD FORCING ME TO WAIT FAR TOO LONG TO SEE IT?

I don't care what the cynics tell you -- life is fuckin' beautiful, kids.

Tunes for Tuesdays: PJ Harvey

Ever since I declared my complete adoration for the fierce little ball of British glory that is PJ Harvey, I haven't been listening to any other music.

Serious.

I am frothing at the mouth in anticipation for her new album, A Woman A Man Walked By -- I am channeling all my energies into compelling the 'rents to purchase it as a Christmas present to me. (Or, to at least offer me a music-related gift certificate that will allow me to purchase it myself.)

In honour of my blind and rabid affection for Ms. Harvey and her glorious voice, I give you her latest single (with John Parish): "Black Hearted Love".




.... God, she even adds edge to giant, inflatable bouncy castles. I am impressed.

And I am entirely hers.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Poppin' In

Right -- I've not got much time here. Alas, lovelies. I admit, I'm a tad startled -- I mean, the official last post on this blog was Friday and I have missed writing here ever since.

I'm in the middle of compiling Christmas gifts and wading through the unbelievable amount of "GREAT IDEAS!" I had while planning out said presents. What I didn't take into consideration was the time frame to complete said ideas. I tend to underestimate work and it always surprises me last minute.

But, OH GOODNESS -- I've got some pretty wicked ideas this year, not gonna lie. I can't even go into detail about it all because three of the kids who read this blog regularly are receiving one of these brilliant packages. Muahaha....

Anyhow, weekend recap:
  • Saw Ship Sharp in another Fly By Night Theatre production; She represented for queer girls everywhere and took on the role of a somewhat cynical porn shop cashier who just so happens to like the ladies. Brilliant performance, as always (though, that was never in question)
  • Laughed like mad at the company's take on This is a Play by Daniel MacIvor. If you want to check out Canadian theatre at its finest (come on, I know you do!) then check out MacIvor. He commands language with such sharp humour and has such an off-beat, strange view of the world. Love it!
  • Was caught out for maybe, sorta, kinda crushing just a little on Ship Sharp's co-star and "Gay-for-Play" theatre friend.... *Blush* I know, I can't help it -- I always take a shine to the straight ones. In my defense, Ship Sharp informed me that even she has a "girl crush" on her co-star, so, I am absolved as far as I'm concerned. *Wink*
  • Tucked into a huge plate of nachos with a great crowd of kids and relaxed with an excellent pint of beer. Oh yeah, indulgence at its finest.
  • On Saturday, went for the second fitting for my bride's maid dress. Need it cinched in a tad at the chest, otherwise it is flawless. Operated on little sleep -- got to bed at 3 am and was up and active at 9 am. Ha, I am a trooper. Or, I have an illness...
  • In the evening, had the Moffatt clan over to celebrate my Dad's birthday. I assembled a Caesar salad (complete with homemade croutons) and we ordered some pizza. Had an awesome time joking with the crowd and then hanging out with the Brother, the future Brother-in-Law, and the Youngest Cousin. Yeah, Miz Moffatt hangs out with the lads at family gatherings.
  • On Sunday, I tackled Round Two of Christmas shopping. Oi. I am spending so much cash. I haven't updated my Excel spreadsheet all month because I am pretty sure it will induce vomiting and weakness in the wallet. Oh, and occasional fainting spells as well. Mmm hmm.
So yes! Lots going on. And I've got a Ladies in Writing meeting on Wednesday. And also, Chantal returns from Scotland this week.

I seriously will not have a moment to breathe until January 2nd, more than likely.

I will channel all the holiday cheer I can and submission wrestle the season.

Mark my words.



Friday, December 11, 2009

I Love this Woman...Natalie Dormer





She's an English actress that starred in the Tudors. I only watched that show because of her and Henry Cavill. She's such a brilliant actress it's unbelievable...her last scene was breathtaking.

she's got this evil look in her eye...fascinating...


I'm hoping she pops up in season 4 somehow...

But so much prettier brunette




I really really really hope she gets the attention and recognition she deserves..........

BRB: Theatre Run!

Ah, Ani-Manga Week -- I will have to draw you out one day further.

I have one last series to profile before this Ani-Manga Extravaganza is retired (for the time being...)

I am headed out to Toronto this evening for a spot of theatre, courtesy of Ship Sharp. Should be most excellent -- there's even going to be queer content, so, woot.

Should be excellent times.

Check back tomorrow for the last post in the Ani-Manga series. Trust me, you will not be disappointed. I have saved my absolute favourite for last.

Happy Friday, all!
 
K.3.N.J.I