Daniel Day-Lewis vs. Miz Moffatt (Part Two)

This is the continuation of a post from late last month. I find the notion of conversing with celebrities via comic form to be just the right balance between refreshing and delusional for my tastes. And, it's made even sweeter as these famous so-and-sos provide tips and insights for us common folk.

To recap:

• These pages come from a birthday comic I made for a friend last month.
• Daniel Day-Lewis occupies a rather special position in Ms. Chantal's Harem. He travels as he pleases, often sailing with the mist. When he arrives, he prepares one year's worth of chopped wood for the Villa and also provides refresher tips for the boys of Chantal's Harem (and he provides tips for me, too, on my request).
• I have so much time on my hands. It often leads to projects like this.

In this edition of Lessons from Daniel Day-Lewis, he teaches me the first two rules of his tried and tested methods to wooing the ladies.

(Click to read all the gritty details)



Check back tomorrow for the additional three insights Daniel Day-Lewis has for a gal like me (and perhaps for a reader like you).

And P.S. -- The cute Kiwi I refer to in the comic is none other than Zoë Bell. *Twirly hearts* Daring, radiant, and hails from New Zealand? I didn't stand a chance. *Swoon*