No. 4: Kate Kelton

Name: Kate Kelton

Date of Birth: 20 June, 1978

Hometown: Bamberg, Germany/Toronto, Ontario

Selected Career Credits:

• The Museum (2008)... Abby
• The Last Woman on Earth (2006)... Hannah
• Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)... Christy
• Eden's Wake (2004)
• American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002)... Clara

Harem Role: Breath Refreshment Commandant

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Ah, Kate Kelton -- the absolute darling of the small screen. All it takes is a coy wink or a tiny smirk and Miz Moffatt will purchase any product you tell her to.

And I tell you, I've never desired breath mints so intensely in all my life.

To most, Ms. Kelton will forever be known by her unofficial moniker -- "Tic Tac Girl." As the first ever brunette to sell the preeminent brand of breath refreshment, Kate Kelton has certainly left an impact on North American pop culture.

I, like numerous others, tend to glaze over and fall into the happy, sparkly place in my mind whenever a new (or classic) Tic Tac commercial flashes before my eyes. Serious -- I have stopped mid-sentence in the presence of these ads. For fifteen to thirty entire seconds, I am dead to the world around me as I am gently persuaded to try a Tic Tac and win over a woman like Kate Kelton..... *Edges blur as a dream sequence commences*

... I..... what....... I can't remember.... where......I....... what was talking about...?

OH! Right, sorry -- Tic Tac Girl. I mean, Kate Kelton.

As for her acting credits, she tends to pop up in places you would least expect her. I mean, she's in the sequel to American Psycho, her hotness was challenged based on her rather disturbing washroom scene in Harold and Kumar, and she consistently appears in commercials selling everything from breath mints to Cadillacs. And, she's even appeared in music videos including Shaggy's infamous "It Wasn't Me" single. (Though, if you're keen on BDSM, I would suggest you check out J. Englishman's video for his single "Abused." Ha, there -- that should cover my Can. con. plug for this evening).

However, I would argue the most attractive part about Kate Kelton overall is her dedication to her first love: the visual arts. Before she launched herself into the world of Hollywood North (and Original Hollywood), Ms. Kelton was an arts student over at Ryerson. Even now, her talent and passion as a painter continues to drive her into new creative outlets for her career. 

If you cruise on over to her professional website or to her deviantART page, you can see for yourself why Kate Kelton is the Jill-of-all-Trades in the arts world.

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Gorgeous, thoughtful, artistic, and adventurous -- what more could you want in a woman?

Kate Kelton, the Harem Proper wouldn't be the same without your presence... nor your penchant for breath mints.