Enter: THE HAREM

While my blog is still young and nubile, I feel it is time to introduce: The Harem.

The Harem was founded in 2005, back when I was a fresh-faced, immature 15-year-old arts school kid who daydreamed about famous celebrities fawning her (meaning ME). And, well.... not a whole lot.... has changed... since then, save for my metabolism... and perhaps my taste in celebrities.

The concept of The Harem was alluring to me at that age. I mean, a whole flock of gorgeous, talented, intelligent individuals dedicating their love and obedience to YOU ALONE??! Heck, sign me up. And sign up I did.

And thus, I recruited my friends to an on-going joke that spans my high school, undergraduate, and full-time working careers.

Granted, at the time of The Harem's creation, I was still VERY heavily closeted and so, my Harem took the form of extremely pretty, effeminate male celebrities (RE: Orlando Bloom as Legolas in Lord of the Rings.) Yeah. And I was still surprised Chantal already knew I was queer BEFORE I came out to her in the summer of 2008. *Shakes head at herself*

Anyhow, as I have grown to accept and embrace my beautiful queerness, my Harem has blossomed to reflect my true self. Oh, um.... and there are some smokin' hot ladies there that deserve ample space on this blog. Mmm hmm.

Over the next, oh... two weeks, I will document my Harem as it stands now. The countdown will start from the lower ranks and progress to the upper echelons. Later, I'll even detail the ladies of my Qualification Camp. And, after that sentence, I realize I will need to provide a more detailed entry explaining the Harem's ranking system. This is an elaborate inside joke that has developed between Chantal and I over... about eight or nine years, but it provides some vital information to the structure of the Harem overall.

Anyhow, prepare thyself for hotness galore as of tomorrow. ;)