Daniel Day-Lewis vs. Miz Moffatt (Part 3.2)

Trust me, this is the FINAL final post in the series, Lessons from Daniel Day-Lewis.

Need a re-cap of the first three parts? Wandered across this blog and have no idea what on Earth I'm rambling on about? Well, here's the necessary background:

1. The Day-Lewis/Moffatt Experiment Begins
2. Lessons One and Two
3. Lessons Three, Four, and Five

And thus, the final two panels:

~ Fin ~

Daniel Day-Lewis vs. Miz Moffatt (Part 3.1)

Here it is -- the third and (almost) final installment of Lessons with Daniel Day-Lewis. For the first two segments, click --> here and then --> here.

EDIT: It appears the files in question are rather large, so I will be splitting them across two posts. Genius knows no file posting limit, apparently.

It's fortunate I have found such a celebrity to guide me through the treacherous seas of seducing the ladies. I look forward to other such in-depth conversations with the rich and famous, and perhaps a D-lister along the way.

Ah, self-amusement takes so many forms.

(Click for the Real Deal.)

Follow to the next post for the conclusion, folks!

Daniel Day-Lewis vs. Miz Moffatt (Part Two)

This is the continuation of a post from late last month. I find the notion of conversing with celebrities via comic form to be just the right balance between refreshing and delusional for my tastes. And, it's made even sweeter as these famous so-and-sos provide tips and insights for us common folk.

To recap:

• These pages come from a birthday comic I made for a friend last month.
• Daniel Day-Lewis occupies a rather special position in Ms. Chantal's Harem. He travels as he pleases, often sailing with the mist. When he arrives, he prepares one year's worth of chopped wood for the Villa and also provides refresher tips for the boys of Chantal's Harem (and he provides tips for me, too, on my request).
• I have so much time on my hands. It often leads to projects like this.

In this edition of Lessons from Daniel Day-Lewis, he teaches me the first two rules of his tried and tested methods to wooing the ladies.

(Click to read all the gritty details)



Check back tomorrow for the additional three insights Daniel Day-Lewis has for a gal like me (and perhaps for a reader like you).

And P.S. -- The cute Kiwi I refer to in the comic is none other than Zoë Bell. *Twirly hearts* Daring, radiant, and hails from New Zealand? I didn't stand a chance. *Swoon*

Daniel Day-Lewis vs. Miz Moffatt

So, tomorrow is the 24th birthday of a near and dear friend of mine. Despite the fact she's trapped over on the Scottish moors, toiling away at various essays focused on medieval, apocalyptic literature, I still have the means to celebrate with her via the Interwebz.

Note: This is the same companion I built the epic, sprawling Harem joke with in the first place. Hence this comic.

Additional Note: Daniel Day-Lewis holds a unique status in Chantal's Harem in that he cannot be contained by the parameters of the Harem. Instead, he sails to the villa in a haze of mist and settles in for as much time as he needs. He is responsible for reminding the members of Chantal's Harem how to treat a lady. And he also chops all our firewood for the year. And he also gives me some tips on how to be cooler and how to please the lady types. Later on and unannounced, Mr. Day-Lewis disappears into the fog once again to travel the world and find exotic gifts for Chantal.

Check it:

(Click for the total Day-Lewis/Moffatt Experience)

In total, the comic clocks in at 27 pages. See that? She's born on the 27th, there's 27 pages. Wild, eh? I didn't even plan for that to happen. I'm just brilliant like that.

I wonder if I should share some of the other panels. The first half deals with her Harem's usual arguments and inner tensions, the latter half deals with Daniel Day-Lewis tutoring me as best he can. Perhaps I should make conversations with celebrities a new feature here at Cute, Queer, Canadian. I quite like 'em and it's fun to add some photo flair. Hmm....

I'm so excited to send this to her. I know she's going to flip (in the best way possible). This weekend is going to be an epic one, I can sense it.