Sucker for "Sucker Punch"

Oh, darlings -- I know this is old news to most of the Internet-savvy film buffs out there, and I admit to my neglect when it boiled down to blogging about this upcoming movie. When I first caught a glimpse of the surreal cinematic qualities of Sucker Punch, coupled with its ensemble cast of hot, feisty femmes, I realized:

I wish I had two bodies, because one is not enough to contain the amount of gay currently flooding my system.

Serious, I have been pissing rainbows since I saw the first trailer. Frickin' hot girls who kick ass in an action-fantasy flick is more than enough, but to have them battle Nazis, dragons, robots, and samurai soldiers on top of that?

Director Zach Snyder has described the film as, quote: "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns."

*Mindgasm*

I have not anticipated a film this heavily since Bitch Slap hit theatres. And you all know how backflipping mental I was getting over that one, especially with Zoë Bell in their cast.

I might just exceed that level of intensity over this one. Did I mention it's being released in 3D? Did I also mention it will be released around the time of my birthday in 2011?

Oh sweet glory, I will turn 25 with perma-drool on my chin.

Without further disturbing images of yours truly, I give you the trailers for Sucker Punch:

Sucker Punch: Trailer 1

Sucker Punch: Trailer 2

WANT.

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Sucker for Sucker Punch, indeed.