Showing posts with label hot ladies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hot ladies. Show all posts

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Sucker for "Sucker Punch"

Oh, darlings -- I know this is old news to most of the Internet-savvy film buffs out there, and I admit to my neglect when it boiled down to blogging about this upcoming movie. When I first caught a glimpse of the surreal cinematic qualities of Sucker Punch, coupled with its ensemble cast of hot, feisty femmes, I realized:

I wish I had two bodies, because one is not enough to contain the amount of gay currently flooding my system.

Serious, I have been pissing rainbows since I saw the first trailer. Frickin' hot girls who kick ass in an action-fantasy flick is more than enough, but to have them battle Nazis, dragons, robots, and samurai soldiers on top of that?

Director Zach Snyder has described the film as, quote: "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns."

*Mindgasm*

I have not anticipated a film this heavily since Bitch Slap hit theatres. And you all know how backflipping mental I was getting over that one, especially with Zoë Bell in their cast.

I might just exceed that level of intensity over this one. Did I mention it's being released in 3D? Did I also mention it will be released around the time of my birthday in 2011?

Oh sweet glory, I will turn 25 with perma-drool on my chin.

Without further disturbing images of yours truly, I give you the trailers for Sucker Punch:

Sucker Punch: Trailer 1



Sucker Punch: Trailer 2



WANT.

(+2)

Sucker for Sucker Punch, indeed.

Monday, May 17, 2010

AfterEllen.com's Hot 100: Overview

The votes are tallied and the results are in: the 2010 AfterEllen.com Hot 100 is now official, public knowledge and.....


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... Alright, I admit -- the Top 10 of the Hot 100 let me down a touch. Scrolling through the ranks left me with the after-effects of predictable voting (RE: Sighing, eye-rolling, pouting, etc). Women gracing the AfterEllen.com landing page on an almost daily basis ranked highest while those with minimal coverage placed lowest. In reference to the Top 10, it seems the sole criteria for the elusive Hottest Celeb status was a queer acting credit or two on the CV (minus Portia de Rossi since she is queer royalty as far as I am concerned).

Ah, but the masses have spoken and the women we celebrate have a gay-for-pay requirement.

Make sure to check out the full list to see where (or if) your heartthrobs made it into the rankings. Here's the rundown of the Top 10 for all interested ladies out there:

10. Katherine Moennig

The L Word alum and all-around delicious, androgynous sex symbol -- yes, Katherine Moennig keeps pulses racing through all the queer girls on the block as proven with her solid tenth-place finish. Since I am a born Canadian, I have to provide some Can. conn. (that is, "Canadian connections" for international readers). Fans can catch Moennig in one of her earliest acting credits as the main character in an Our Lady Peace video for their 1999 single, "Is Anybody Home?" Her first major role took her to the short-lived Young Americans where she played Jake Pratt, a girl passing as a boy to attend an elite summer semester at Rawley Boys' Academy. (And yes, I remember having a crush on her character then -- what a shock it was after she revealed she was a girl! It added to my proto-lesbian confusion, no doubt). But, fans know Moennig best for her cool, aloof portrayal of Shane McCutcheon on the infamous The L Word. It's what we love her for and will always revere her for.


9. Lena Headey

Lena Headey is one woman who does not take names when she kicks on-screen ass. She played a Spartan queen in Frank Miller's 300 and headlined in the violent sci fi series Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. True to AfterEllen.com's affections, Headey has dedicated screen time to some Sapphic stories, most notably as Piper Perabo's love interest in Imagine Me & You (and now, I realize I must watch said film because DAMN -- that's a lot of hot crowded into one film). Recent roles include The Red Baron, a biopic detailing the career of German war pilot Manfred von Richthofen, and as Miss Dickson's in the U.K. hit film series, St. Trinian's. With some more queer cred., I imagine Headey will rank at the top of AfterEllen.com for years to come.


8. Jessica Capshaw

After Dr. Erica Hahn (Brooke Smith) disappeared into the parking lot of no return in Nov. 2008, Grey's Anatomy was decidedly void of any lady-lovin' partners for the gay gal in town, Dr. Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez). Enter: Jessica Capshaw as the adorable Arizona Robbins with a whole new shot at lesbian love for the popular medical drama. Capshaw can also count The L Word on her acting CV, so, she has established her fluid ability to portray the gay for all demographics. Interesting trivia: Capshaw graduated from Harvard-Westlake School in 1994 and Brown University in 1998 AND she is the step-daughter of Stephen Spielberg. Random and cool all at once, I should say.


7. Jennifer Beals


A list generated via the readers of AfterEllen.com is not complete until Jennifer Beals makes an appearance. Beals provided ladies with the power lesbian of their dreams with her portrayal of ivy-league educated Bette Porter on The L Word. Fans of retro films will remember Beals as the 18-year-old welder/exotic dancer with larger-than-life dreams from the 1983 film, Flashdance. Granted, it was before my time, but I imagine a number of queer girls must have had their awakening while watching a particular scene from said movie. It's refreshing to see a woman reach queer girls through numerous generations and through numerous Hot 100 lists. Her radiance renders us all into maniacs, a heh.


6. Kathryn Prescott

At the tender age of nineteen, Kathryn Prescott is already making a strong statement for the next generation of queer girls in the U.K. Prescott is best known for her groundbreaking role in the series Skins as Emily Fitch. During season three and four of the popular teen series, Prescott plays one half of the complex, well-rounded lesbian couple known affectionately as "Naomily" (Naomi and Emily). What is most remarkable about her role is the ease with which the couple is woven into the fabric of the show. Both girls are not hidden away until the pressures of sweeps arrive -- instead, the girls are a central part of Skins and are depicted with the same romance and the same personal struggles evident in all relationships regardless of the individuals' orientation. It's a breathtaking first major role and it will be exciting to see how the young star develops her career from here.


5. Portia de Rossi


Portia de Rossi takes on a greater role within the 2010 Hot 100 --- indeed, she is the one and only gay woman among the Top 10. While it comes as a shock to the system that more queer women did not represent among the absolute top of the Hotness Pyramid, make no mistake that de Rossi is a beautiful example of the gorgeousness inherent to the bona fide gay lady. Not only has she led a successful career with hits like Ally McBeal and Arrested Development, she has also advocated for queer rights and equality alongside her wife, Ellen Degeneres. She's one half of a real-life lesbian power couple -- she's as good as golden for the Hot 100.


4. Sara Ramirez

As Dr. Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy, Sara Ramirez occupies a vital position when it comes to American television at the moment. According to a 2009-2010 Lesbian/Bi Television Census Report conducted over at AfterEllen.com, Sara Ramirez carries the torch as the sole representation of a queer woman of colour on the whole of mainstream American television. Her importance as a realized, professional queer character is an important one for American audiences to relate to and connect with as it supports our community's visibility as a whole. And, as a fun piece of trivia, gamers might recall Ramirez from a little PlayStation title known as PaRappa the Rapper where she voiced Lammy. And, for me, she just earned even more awesome points there.


3. Lily Loveless


Here she is, ladies -- fans of the hit U.K. drama, Skins, will know Lily Loveless best as Naomi Campbell, the other half of the adorable lesbian couple "Naomily." At eighteen-years-old, she's helping to push back against a heteronormative British culture and demonstrate the unique challenges and the equal love expressed between two young women. Though her character debuted on the series as a sexually-confused, political activist, fans continue to love her dedication to the role and her complex portrayal of an awakened lesbian teen. Again, she's another one with a fresh career and a whole lot of potential on the horizon ahead.


2. Kristen Stewart

Unnngh, I know, I know -- it's K. Stew. I can hear the laments from all the straight allies now. "Miz Moffatt, HOW?! How did the lesbians fail us?! I thought you were rippin' mad that Maxim voted Katy Perry as the Hottest Woman of 2010?! How will you explain Kristen Stewart?!" Each Twi-hating bone in my body snapped under the weight of this vote. But, I understand where the surge of interest in Stewart comes from, at least in reference to AfterEllen. Not only is there mass, public speculation on the starlette's orientation, she also starred as Joan Jett in a recent flick about The Runaways titled Cherry Bomb. That is correct, dear readers -- K. Stew took the helm as one of the hottest queer rockstars of our time. So.... yeah. It comes as no shock.


1. Olivia Wilde

So, it appears there's more than one Megan Fox out there who would strangle a mountain ox to get some time with Olivia Wilde. I admit, seeing Wilde in the top spot of the 2010 Hot 100 seemed a tad.... left field. I mean, I'm not made of stone, I recognize she is hot as all heck and she's garnered numerous fanatics for her role as Dr. Remy "Thirteen" Hadley on the TV drama, House. And, her beloved character is bisexual to boot. But..... hmm. Hmm. I'll have to see how she is in the upcoming Tron flick and then we can talk.


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So, the ladies I voted for did not place as high as I'd hoped. Natalie Portman landed at No. 31, Zoe Saldana finished at No. 38, Rachel Weisz glided into the list at No. 73, and Alicia Keys capped the numbers at No. 96. The other six ladies were scorned, I tell you. Spurned, even. Egads.

I didn't think my taste in women differed so drastically from AfterEllen's Hot 100. I must be losing touch with the young'uns in my old age, now.

And now, dear readers, might I ask -- were you satisfied with the 2010 finalists? How did your heartthrobs compare to the competition? Which ladies are missing from these 100 lucky lasses?

Thursday, April 29, 2010

National Poetry Reading Month Concludes

The Advocate alerted me to this special occasion and so, since it affects me, I must blog about it. For readers in love with the written word, it must be noted tomorrow wraps up Canada's National Poetry Month. It's true, The League of Canadian Poets claimed April for their word-tinkering, coffee-drenched verse and I am compelled to honour their efforts.

Tonight, I will give you a spot of poetry to mull over, or perhaps even lust over. While I was completing the undergrad degree, I was invited to participate in an Erotic Poetry Night hosted by the campus wellness centre. Needless to say, the event was dominated by queer women. I wrote the tamest verse of the night, but, given my prudishness, I'd say this piece is a little racy.

Enjoy:

Efflorescence
Published Nov. 22, 2007

My fingers trail her collar;
They recognise this place
Long before my eyes recall --

Her love is
A shadow in my blood
A palpitation in my soul

With one mouth
We pull each other’s
Poetry out
Our tongues tracing slow circles
Across our secrets,
All those untold stories...

The swivel of her hips
Is so intentional tonight,

She is perfection with her skirt around her waist.
She is mine with her tights around her ankles.

Holding her is
Incandescent --
She annihilates my room.
© Miz Moffatt


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How saucy. Know what else is saucy? Voting. How? Well, because I decree it. The Advocate has 24-hours left to garner all the votes possible in her bid to win The Best Travel Job Ever. She has campaigned herself into a half-crazed state and her efforts are blinding in their success. In her last update, she alerted followers of her astounding rise to 18th place. But, to hold on to a space in the top 25, she needs you to keep sending your votes in. Don't let the girl down, now -- make sure to push those votes before the deadline tomorrow.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Team HAHT: Vancouver 2010

So, I figured out the science behind the unseasonably high temperatures, the pitiful snow, and the warped ice surfaces plaguing the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.

In short:

HOT OLYMPIANS.

And when I say "hot," I mean, "ragingly HAHT." I mean, "mind-erasingly HAHT." I mean, "I need to invent a slew of distractingly, irritatingly ridiculous adverbs to convey the appropriate levels of HAHT."

Oh, so little time to profile them all.

Most of the following ladies were medal winners. I know, there's a certain amount of prejudice built into that -- there are stunning women who didn't take home a gold, silver, or bronze. I know this. However, the medal winners tend to garner more media attention and therefore produce more photos.

Also, I tended to tune in to events late and caught the last five competitors and the impromptu medal ceremonies.

Anyhow, too much rambling, not enough hot... photo..ing.

Women's Bobsleigh

L-R: Kaillie Humphries, Heather Moyse, Helen Upperton, Shelley-Ann Brown

Without a doubt, this gold and silver medal triumph for the ladies is one of the greatest moments from the 2010 Games. Pourquoi? Catch the official medal presentation for this event. Upperton and Brown bit each other's silvers and Humphries and Moyse had THE MOST ADORABLE victory dance while receiving their gold medals. *Sigh*

Skiing or Ski-Related Events

Ashleigh McIvor (Canada) - Gold, Women's Ski Cross

Aino-Kaisa Saarinen (Finland) - Bronze, Ladies Cross Country 30 KM Mass Start Classic

Li Nina (China) - Silver, Freestyle Skiing

Magdalena Neuner (Germany) - Gold, Mass Start Biathalon 12.5 KM


Figure Skating

Kim Yu-Na (South Korea) - Gold, Women's Figure Skating

Vanessa James (France) - 14th Overall, Pairs Figure Skating
(Too adorable. She resides in Canada, so there's some connection there, too!)


Speed Skating

Ireen Wust (Netherlands) - Gold, Ladies' 1500m Speed Skating
(She's also one of four out and proud Winter Olympians!)

Annette Gerritsen (Netherlands) - Silver, Ladies' 1000m Speed Skating)


Snowboarding

Maëlle Ricker (Canada) - Gold, Ladies' Snowboard Cross

Torah Bright (Australia) - Gold, Ladies' Halfpipe

Kimiko Zakreski (Canada) - 29th Overall, Ladies' Parallel Giant Slalom


Skeleton

Mellissa Hollingsworth (Canada) - 5th Overall, Women's Skeleton

I want to break out of the photos for a moment to defend Mellissa Hollingsworth. The Canadian media was cruel in their treatment of her following the finals. She was touted as one of the nation's "sure-fire golds" and the media went ballistic after she placed 5th. To place 5th in a world competition of this magnitude on home soil is something to celebrate, people. And no, she didn't disappoint spectators and she never let Canada down -- when folks are winning by 1/100th of a second, it's anyone's gold/silver/bronze. So enough with the media's undue harshness -- I dub her hot and therefore she is forever absolved.


Curling

CURLING. Who knew? I tend to gravitate toward the curling rink over the Winter Olympics, but DAMN. Who the heck knew the highest concentration of hotties were gathered here? It seemed to hold true for both the women's and the men's teams, too. Sure "hits the button," a heh, lame curling jokes.

Cheryl Bernard (Canada) - Silver

Carmen Schaefer (Switzerland) - 4th Overall
(I suggest a Google search on Ms. Schaefer... quite the sexy photos out there of this curler girl)

L-R: Kotomi Ishizaki, Mari Motohashi, Anna Ohmiya (Japan) - 8th Overall

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I know the Winter Olympics ended on Sunday and all, but do I ever miss them. I know most kids gravitate toward the Summer Games since the eye-candy is more accessible, but there's quite a few winter athletes to get our hearts palpitating. I know this post is a mere sample of the athletes who dominated our televisions over the past few weeks, but, come on -- the winter's where it's at.

Is it 2014, yet?

Thursday, September 3, 2009

A Silly, Lusty Moffatt: The Jewellry Edition


Update on the Sister's Wedding Plans:
  • Wedding dress: Obtained.
  • Bridesmaids' dresses: So hot, obtained.
  • Groom/groomsmen suits: Deposits made.
  • Bride's gifts to the bridesmaids: Purchased.

As the Official Maid of Honour, I was given the privilege of joining my mother and sister this evening for the purchasing of the bridesmaids' presents.

Yes, I know it more than slightly ruins the surprise of a gift. I would agree. However, it DID give me an advantage when it comes to the sparklefied, glamourous world of jewellry for the Wedding Night. (Oh, P.S. -- It's a New Year's Eve wedding. Glam will be an absolute requirement, I should imagine).

Other highlights of the experience include: Two blindingly gorgeous sales girls who fawned over us as we perused the necklace collection.

I was the model for the trek since I will be wearing one of the two options on the Wedding Day. And oh, wait -- um, what else could be hotter than a lovely woman taking her time to adorn you with a variety of necklaces? Oh, right, maybe it was the fact that she fondled the necklace chains and even had the brass to smooth out those rogue beads against my chest. And OH, the heels that other sales lady had on... absolutely impossible and undeniably attractive.

All in all, I'd say our excursion was a success.... on numerous levels.


I am such a silly, lusty Moffatt sometimes. But, would you really want me any other way--

THOUGHT NOT!
 
K.3.N.J.I