Mid-Week Lessons

Lesson for March 31, 2010:

Do not assign paper folding to yourself. Anal-retentive individuals should not fold paper.

Even if the end result is a fun one.

Even if someone is threatening to torch the walls down around you.

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In all seriousness, I am pouring these efforts into a present for this weekend. A certain Advocate is having a certain birthday on a certain day this week -- and a certain queer kid is planning a certain surprise involving folded paper. It certainly might drive this gay gal insane, but it is certain the end product will be a smashing one.

YES.

Other fun lessons from an average [Wednes]day:

• If the bass emanating from your van affects the radio signal reaching the cars around you, your music is TOO LOUD. Please turn it down.
• Vegetarians eat vegetables. Ice cream is not a vegetable. Remember that on the next trip to the fridge.
• Shugo Chara = Miz Moffatt from grades 6 to 7. Minus the magical powers and the hearts' eggs and the trendy clothes, of course.
• Vacuuming + silent house = Perfect time to practice songs for karaoke.
• It is advisable to open windows when dousing all bedroom surfaces with disinfectant. Take heed in the future.
• Cheese generates a high volume of smoke after landing on the heat coils found in toaster ovens. It is also advisable to open windows and/or doors under these circumstances.

That is all.