Daniel Day-Lewis vs. Miz Moffatt

So, tomorrow is the 24th birthday of a near and dear friend of mine. Despite the fact she's trapped over on the Scottish moors, toiling away at various essays focused on medieval, apocalyptic literature, I still have the means to celebrate with her via the Interwebz.

Note: This is the same companion I built the epic, sprawling Harem joke with in the first place. Hence this comic.

Additional Note: Daniel Day-Lewis holds a unique status in Chantal's Harem in that he cannot be contained by the parameters of the Harem. Instead, he sails to the villa in a haze of mist and settles in for as much time as he needs. He is responsible for reminding the members of Chantal's Harem how to treat a lady. And he also chops all our firewood for the year. And he also gives me some tips on how to be cooler and how to please the lady types. Later on and unannounced, Mr. Day-Lewis disappears into the fog once again to travel the world and find exotic gifts for Chantal.

Check it:

(Click for the total Day-Lewis/Moffatt Experience)

In total, the comic clocks in at 27 pages. See that? She's born on the 27th, there's 27 pages. Wild, eh? I didn't even plan for that to happen. I'm just brilliant like that.

I wonder if I should share some of the other panels. The first half deals with her Harem's usual arguments and inner tensions, the latter half deals with Daniel Day-Lewis tutoring me as best he can. Perhaps I should make conversations with celebrities a new feature here at Cute, Queer, Canadian. I quite like 'em and it's fun to add some photo flair. Hmm....

I'm so excited to send this to her. I know she's going to flip (in the best way possible). This weekend is going to be an epic one, I can sense it.