Right, so you're in the club and your fave song comes on and naturally you wanna dance. You dance, you know you're in your own world just having fun and enjoying yourself. Well, it doesn't take long until some fool thinks he can grind up on you from behind. Oh dear........where shall i start! according to wikipedia 'grinding' is a type of close partner dance
where two or more dancers rub their bodies (especially the genitalia) against each other in a sexually suggestive manner. What??? Sorry but not with me! So I was dancing and some guy decided to grind up on me, don't get me wrong but if you've got rhythm and you just wanna dance behind me, not that close you know just so that i can feel your presence is fine but as soon as i can feel your erection digging a hole in my back, i think we should wrap it up! The worst thing was while i was trying to get away i could feel his grip around my neck, one hand pushing me down the other clammering my waist. I was completely powerless for half a minute, I swear I was trying to escape his grip but he was too strong! I started to feel very vulnerable so i don't know I just jerked and ducked away from him, that's when he realised that i wasn't up for any dry humping. And you know what his parting words were? 'Damn relax, why you so stush for?
Right, first of all what is stush and secondly i think you just forced yourself on me...that's what i said and you know what this fool tried to do??? he laughed and said that HE was doing me a favour! I think I slapped him before they chucked me out, no I'm kidding. I think I did the best thing, I just walked away. No matter what i was going to say would make him change anything about his behaviour so I just left him standing there like an idiot.
Kim wants it whereas I DON'T!
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