Thursday, September 3, 2009

A Silly, Lusty Moffatt: The Jewellry Edition


Update on the Sister's Wedding Plans:
  • Wedding dress: Obtained.
  • Bridesmaids' dresses: So hot, obtained.
  • Groom/groomsmen suits: Deposits made.
  • Bride's gifts to the bridesmaids: Purchased.

As the Official Maid of Honour, I was given the privilege of joining my mother and sister this evening for the purchasing of the bridesmaids' presents.

Yes, I know it more than slightly ruins the surprise of a gift. I would agree. However, it DID give me an advantage when it comes to the sparklefied, glamourous world of jewellry for the Wedding Night. (Oh, P.S. -- It's a New Year's Eve wedding. Glam will be an absolute requirement, I should imagine).

Other highlights of the experience include: Two blindingly gorgeous sales girls who fawned over us as we perused the necklace collection.

I was the model for the trek since I will be wearing one of the two options on the Wedding Day. And oh, wait -- um, what else could be hotter than a lovely woman taking her time to adorn you with a variety of necklaces? Oh, right, maybe it was the fact that she fondled the necklace chains and even had the brass to smooth out those rogue beads against my chest. And OH, the heels that other sales lady had on... absolutely impossible and undeniably attractive.

All in all, I'd say our excursion was a success.... on numerous levels.


I am such a silly, lusty Moffatt sometimes. But, would you really want me any other way--

THOUGHT NOT!

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