Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Mid-Week Lessons

Lesson for March 31, 2010:

Do not assign paper folding to yourself. Anal-retentive individuals should not fold paper.

Even if the end result is a fun one.

Even if someone is threatening to torch the walls down around you.

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In all seriousness, I am pouring these efforts into a present for this weekend. A certain Advocate is having a certain birthday on a certain day this week -- and a certain queer kid is planning a certain surprise involving folded paper. It certainly might drive this gay gal insane, but it is certain the end product will be a smashing one.

YES.

Other fun lessons from an average [Wednes]day:
  • If the bass emanating from your van affects the radio signal reaching the cars around you, your music is TOO LOUD. Please turn it down.
  • Vegetarians eat vegetables. Ice cream is not a vegetable. Remember that on the next trip to the fridge.
  • Shugo Chara = Miz Moffatt from grades 6 to 7. Minus the magical powers and the hearts' eggs and the trendy clothes, of course.
  • Vacuuming + silent house = Perfect time to practice songs for karaoke.
  • It is advisable to open windows when dousing all bedroom surfaces with disinfectant. Take heed in the future.
  • Cheese generates a high volume of smoke after landing on the heat coils found in toaster ovens. It is also advisable to open windows and/or doors under these circumstances.

That is all.

I adore…

My summer thing are playsuits and come summer imma wear them constantly. Boohoo.com got lovely ones! I’m imaginery buying as we speak…until i get paid that is *seufz*

 

£15

£20

£20

  Love it!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Tunes for Tuesdays: Evelyn Evelyn (and More!)

Evelyn Evelyn (L-R): Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley

Hmm, a concept album about conjoined twins touring with an early twentieth-century freak show? And all of it brimming with the vaudeville sass of Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley?

Tell me: why has it taken me almost twenty-four years to stumble across such an eclectic concoction of aural delights?

And the guest artists topping the bill are enough to make music aficionados tremble to their toes and back: Frances Bean Cobain, Tegan and Sara, Margaret Cho and Weird Al Yankovic, to name a few.

Their sound is fresh, impish, and rollicking fun even while their lyrics are biting at times. I get the impression listeners will either dive head-long into this album or bring the tents crashing down around it. In either case, I will expose you to the high-flying inventiveness of Evelyn Evelyn's self-titled debut.

The Internet brought me an unofficial (though professional-appearing) video for "Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn?" from the duo's inaugural album.

Marvel at their harmonious hijkinks!

Dare to witness the birth of a new form of alternative music!

Crank those speakers and shock your siblings and/or parentals with Evelyn Evelyn's dazzling usage of cuss words!



To check out more of their daring, death-defying tracks, visit Evelyn Evelyn's sparkling new site right --> HERE.

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As I stated in the title to the post, THERE IS MORE.

I could not focus on one artist for this Tunes for Tuesdays segment. A quick scan of this week's new releases renders the task impossible. There's a flood of new work from the titans of music themselves and, as a blogette, I must make their albums known.

It is my sworn duty here at Cute, Queer, Canadian.

LISTS! LISTS! LISTS:

Erykah Badu, New Amerykah, Part II: Return of the Ankh (2010): Inventive, expressive, and defying genre. Ms. Badu never ceases to amaze with her audacious sound.


Joan Armatrading, This Charming Life (2010): A woman who can wield the blues is a welcome addition to the ol' music catalogue. Her first album, Whatever's For Us, came out in 1972. And yes, Ms. Armatrading has stood the test of time and continues to set audiences ablaze with her music.


Tegan and Sara, Alligator (2010): The adorable-meets-assertive Quin sisters return with an entire album of remixes based on their second single from Sainthood (2009), "Alligator." And no, I did not invent this.


Melissa Auf der Maur, Out of Our Minds (2010): I've been mixed about Ms. Auf der Maur since her self-titled solo debut in 2004. I loved (and still love) her first single, "Followed the Waves" and I am still holding out for her and her undeniable edge. Not to mention, she's a mad hottie and half Canadian to boot.


The Dead Weather, "Die By the Drop": Ooh, a new single from Alison Mosshart's latest project. It's just as chaotic and heavy-hitting as their first album and, goodness, I melt in the presence of Mosshart. *Sigh* The band's second album, Sea of Cowards, is due out on May 10/11.

Oh, I know I am missing a number of artists on this list. Had I more time this evening, I'd be writing out all the singles of interest. Sleep catches up with me at the moment. I came from another excellent night with Ladies in Writing, so the music selection schedule was pushed back. More updates to follow, ladies.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Nail Polish Review

Got this lil gem as a present yesterday it’s from Avon nailwear in Cotton Candy and I think it’s presh.

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Wizard World Toronto Comic Con

I cannot fathom a photo making me look nerdier/gayer than this one and I love it.

PEOPLE. OH MY GOODNESS -- I FOUND MY PEOPLE ON SATURDAY. Or, well, one important group of people, I should amend that. I would have loved to find a flock of queer women running around dressed as anime characters, BUT -- finding the Direct Energy Centre filled to the rafters with fellow nerds was an enriching, life-affirming experience.

This weekend was the official launch to a string of spring/summer festivals celebrating all that are comics, manga, sci fi, horror, gaming, and other such desirable pursuits. It was the inaugural Wizard World convention here in Canada and Toronto responded with great enthusiasm and even more cosplay. The Advocate and I were champing at the bit to cross the threshold into that magical Universe and were pleased with the outcome. It was also my first ever comic con and, yes, I have been converted to its wonder.

In typical Moffatt fashion, I must resort to point form notes as I have much ground to cover:
  • 11:30 AM: Rendezvous avec The Advocate and The Bruce for a pre-game lunch chez Liberty Village Market and Cafe. I got lost at first, which is to be expected. But, once found, I was in for a delicious lunch. Veggie wrap with an odd drink concoction (aloe and mangosteen...?) The drink was chewy. It had aloe gel in it. Yet, oddly, it was satisfying.
  • Note: The Advocate and The Bruce traded in their usual identities for some cosplay characters. The duo went as Rose Tyler from Doctor Who and Arthur Dent from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, respectively. I travelled with celebrities -- serious, we got stopped for lots of photos once we were on Con grounds. I was the mild-mannered queer in the crowd.
  • Where to start? We headed for the indie comics and the artist tables. It was low-key and filled with up and coming talent. Artists sold their work and were commissioned on the spot for new pieces. Definitely a trip to see them all working and getting the chance to hear them talk about their projects.
  • Next up: Vendors. There were A LOT. Our trio didn't spend a whole lot of time with the mainstream comics, but you best believe I meandered around the manga. We found cute plushies of Luna from Sailor Moon and I found Nana 2 (the film) on DVD (!!) -- I'm not sure if it had English subs or not, so I steered clear. However, the vendor selling it has a store around my house so I will be stopping in soon.
  • Cosplayers: No convention is complete without 'em. There were some impressive costumes there. We found Wolverine, some of the classic characters from X-Men, the cast of Hellboy, numerous Storm Troopers, Jedi knights, Battlestar Galactica soldiers, a few Batmans, a few Jokers, Ghostbusters -- EPIC. Aww, and there was a kid dressed in a Captain America costume who was too adorable.
  • Found a raffle for some Steampunk swag and you best bet I entered it. It was a monogoggle attached to a leather flyer's cap. SO COOL. MUST HAVE. Please, send all those good luck vibes my way. Serious, now.
  • Autograph tables: Umm.... we were all rather confused with the "celebrities." There was "So-and-So" from America's Next Top Model, "Such-and-Such" from So, You Think You Can Dance, "What's-Their-Faces" from Survivor, and other reality show commoners. And there were random pin-up girls who looked rather... false. In all aspects. And wrestlers, equally false in all their aspects. Weird.
  • REAL celebrities: I got a touch star-struck when we passed Doug Jones' booth. I mean, it's Doug Jones of Hellboy and Pan's Labyrinth fame. And it's true, he's exceedingly thin in real life. And Ernie Hudson from the original Ghostbusters! (Hence all the folks running around dressed as Ghostbusters). His booth had a constant swell of fans around it, but it was still cool to see him from afar.
  • Jewel Staite from Firefly -- I got to see The Bruce "fan-boy" in person. Ah, it's such an experience to see someone "fan out" in front of their idol. We all look the same when it happens and it still remains refreshing and humbling.
  • Discovered The Bruce could cosplay as Ianto Jones from Torchwood with no issues. Serious, the two could be brothers.
  • The Advocate stopped for a photo with one other fan who dressed as the Tenth Doctor... and we got sucked into an awkward, fifteen-minute conversation with said gentleman. It was the only awkward moment of the day, though, so not bad.
  • I "fan-girled" when we arrived at the sword selection -- um, can we say replica swords from Bleach?! I saw Ichigo's bankai zanpakutō. And I even saw Kenpachi's katana. Mmm hmm. And as odd as that information might sound to most, I know of one reader who will understand everything I just typed.
  • Met up with The Advocate's lil' sister and her boyfriend for a spell -- she dressed as Carmen San Diego, he dressed as Clark Kent mid-transformation to Superman. Again, we were stopped for photos every few metres.
  • THE NERDIEST PHOTO EVER was taken at this event. Picture it: A Jedi knight took the photo of Arthur Dent and Rose Tyler having a light saber fight as Batman watched on in the background. I KID YOU NOT. This photo exists and I feel life is richer because of it.
  • T-shirts: What the heck, t-shirt vendor guy. Girls like to purchase shirts from Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Battlestar Galactica. What's up with the men's medium shirts and larger only policy? It is archaic and does not reflect the current demographic of convention visitors. He tried to tell The Advocate and I that it was the gents who put down the cash, anyway, and that girls were only interested in these shirts because their boyfriends introduced it to them. As The Advocate stated, "Hey, I was the one who forced him [The Bruce] to watch Doctor Who. I was the influence." Not to mention I stumbled into anime on my own accord -- and I'm queer to boot! Whatev, t-shirt guy.
  • On the upside, The Bruce found some sweet patches for his jacket -- a Viper decal from Battlestar Galactica and... I am spacing on the last one. I know it refers to another flight-related logo... from another series... ahh, can't recall it...
  • The Advocate and I did some some sweet swag from Sick on Sin -- I got a cute rocket t-shirt and The Advocate got a pair of unmentionables with the Devil Cupcake on 'em.
  • I somehow convinced The Advocate and The Bruce to watch wrestling. I thought there was going to be a match between Light vs. L (from Death Note) at 5 PM. There was. It just happened on Friday while we were there on the Saturday. Alas. We caught one match and, hmm. Well. It was.... hmm. It would have been far better had the opponents been dressed as anime figures or gaming characters. Ha, though, it was amusing that The Advocate's heckles for the guys to kiss did happen (partially). No make-outs, though. Still, wrestling is quite the homoerotic event.
  • Note: I can't remember at what time the fire alarm was pulled, but, geeze -- talk about a buzz kill. Vendors had to jump ship and hope no one would make off with their merchandise. On the upside, we got to see a bunch of cosplayers we hadn't seen in the building as each one was forced to file out.
  • Brainstormed what we could do for a group cosplay. Ideas included the casts of: Torchwood, Dead Like Me, Buffy, Battlestar Galactica (though, I think we might have to all cross dress for that one to work).... I think I am missing some. Argh, brain, you are failing me tonight.
  • Once we were all overwhelmed with the might of the Comic Con, we shuffled our way to Brazen Head Irish Pub for some delicious pub fare to cap the night. Oh, veggie burger with hummus and a side of fresh cut fries. *Brain melts at the recollection* The companions savoured some classic Irish stew and meat pies. Serious, it was quite upscale establishment in there, despite the door people kept opening that chilled our group to the core. (Serious, it was cold out).
  • I missed the 6:48 PM GO Train, so we hung out at The Advocate's office and drew on whiteboards until the next train arrived. I know I can't draw well, but I still love Hemoglobin the Hobgoblin (a character I created back in high school).

WOW. I know I am missing out on small details and other odd occurrences from the Con, but I was so saturated I could barely take it all in. Serious, I am so glad I went. As I said earlier, this is the first of event of numerous ones coming up this year. We've still got Anime North in May and The Toronto Comic Arts Festival and FanExpo in August among other conventions. And that's not including the literary festivals I shall attend in 2010.

I feel tired just reading all that. I need to look into volunteer opportunities for this locations. I mean, to get in there for free and perhaps mingle with the vendors and artists? Not a bad deal, if you ask me.

Thank you for your patience with this post (to those non-nerds out there). And for the nerds, this is just the tip of the iceberg. You best prepare for more updates in the coming months.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Review Time.

I did post earlier this month what I got last moth, in particular I absolutely love the Rimmel London Smokey Glam Set in Shade 1.
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Being the random person that I am I never use Make Up for what it’s actually intended. E.g Lipstick for blusher and Eye Shadow…yes i know weird. So I basically use this lil box for pretty much everything. The 6 Eye Shadow shades are soo beautiful P26-03-10_22.31
I don’t actually know how much this was because it was kind of a present but i guess under £15 or even under £10.
I also bought this Eye Linder from Superdrug  and it’s from Collection 2000 Glam Crystals Dazzling Gel Liner in 5 Le FreakP26-03-10_22.54
I know bad picture but I really like it…usually i’m scared of colours and i would stay away  from anything called Le Freak. So thumbs up.
Ps; Why do Boots  or Superdrug never have  shades in stock that are  remotely close to mine???

Daniel Day-Lewis vs. Miz Moffatt

So, tomorrow is the 24th birthday of a near and dear friend of mine. Despite the fact she's trapped over on the Scottish moors, toiling away at various essays focused on medieval, apocalyptic literature, I still have the means to celebrate with her via the Interwebz.

Note: This is the same companion I built the epic, sprawling Harem joke with in the first place. Hence this comic.

Additional Note: Daniel Day-Lewis holds a unique status in Chantal's Harem in that he cannot be contained by the parameters of the Harem. Instead, he sails to the villa in a haze of mist and settles in for as much time as he needs. He is responsible for reminding the members of Chantal's Harem how to treat a lady. And he also chops all our firewood for the year. And he also gives me some tips on how to be cooler and how to please the lady types. Later on and unannounced, Mr. Day-Lewis disappears into the fog once again to travel the world and find exotic gifts for Chantal.

Check it:
(Click for the total Day-Lewis/Moffatt Experience)


In total, the comic clocks in at 27 pages. See that? She's born on the 27th, there's 27 pages. Wild, eh? I didn't even plan for that to happen. I'm just brilliant like that.

I wonder if I should share some of the other panels. The first half deals with her Harem's usual arguments and inner tensions, the latter half deals with Daniel Day-Lewis tutoring me as best he can. Perhaps I should make conversations with celebrities a new feature here at Cute, Queer, Canadian. I quite like 'em and it's fun to add some photo flair. Hmm....

I'm so excited to send this to her. I know she's going to flip (in the best way possible). This weekend is going to be an epic one, I can sense it.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

All Hail the Hips!

Inspiration for tonight's post can be traced to one Mae Callen, founder of Queer Canada Blogs and avid fan of all topics pertaining to delightful, sharp, attractive, (and sometimes Canadian) women. After a rousing tribute to Thunder Thighs, I knew it was time to share a secret or two about my personal preference with the female form.

... (You know, aside from EVERYTHING ELSE.)


HIPS. I am a hip-woman. Unabashedly, whole-heartedly a hip-woman.

I always have time for an hourglass figure.

And I can think of nothing sweeter than an apple-bottomed woman.

Curvaceous, voluptuous, full-figured -- whatever the label, I shall approve. I am the "real women have curves" motto, personified. And I could also go on stating this appreciation for the rest of the night.

But, well, I think the subject line alone proves I am a letch. I needn't offer more evidence.

Instead, I shall share some of the glamourous women gifted with those kickin' curves and those rockin' figures. I know I have forgotten numerous women with this post -- please leave comments with photos or links if you'd like to alert readers to other lovely ladies. Better yet, I might just amend this post with the women you suggest. It'll be the Under-Construction post, what say you?

Right, away we go:

Alicia Keys
As if her brilliant talent and her humanitarian activities weren't worthy enough of worship, she dons a dress like that. I am only one woman. I am not immune to the power of the curves. Readers can understand why Ms. Keys is a member of my Harem Proper.


Nigella Lawson

Like every proper sister of Sappho, I dedicate hours to the Food Network. How can I ignore it when the likes of Nigella Lawson is there to teach me about the comforts of the kitchen? I know -- she's around the same age as my parents. Whatev. You saw that picture up there, right? Mmm hmm.


Christina Hendricks
*GAPE* Devastating. Whenever I see a new magazine spread featuring the radiant, talented Christina Hendricks I wonder: How have I avoided watching Mad Men? Serious. I know it'd be difficult to sit through the rampant sexism/racism/homophobia of the show, but Ms. Hendricks might just convince me to delve into those past seasons to revel in her portrayal of Joan Holloway.


And if readers needed additional proof of the power inherent to the hips, look no further than Amy Winehouse, Before/After:

I rest my case.

So, ladies -- are you a hip-woman? Maybe you're dedicated to Thunder Thighs like Mae Callen? What's your favourite feature when it comes to the female form?

EDIT (03/29/2010): I am a silly child. I forgot to mention Ms. Honey B herself, even after all her press over her music video tryst with Gaga herself. I make amends with two delightful photos for readers.

Beyoncé


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Tunes for Tuesdays: Queerish Covers

I will state now: this edition of Tunes for Tuesdays is part of an on-going personal project o' mine. And, yes -- I am recruiting the help of readers across the Blogoverse for future editions.

I am hellbent on a specific manifestation of The Cover Song. Now, I know opinions differ when it comes to the nature of cover songs. Some see it as an unoriginal cop-out carried out for profits alone, others see it as a new avenue for creative re-interpretation of an original and respected track. I tend to belong to the latter category (depending on the cover song in question, of course).

But, I digress.

What's the "specific manifestation of The Cover Song" I refer to?

It is none other than the golden, shimmering example of women appropriating the tracks of male musicians while maintaining their original lyrics, thereby rendering the song "Queer." It is a delicious, illuminating creative endeavour I wish more women would experiment with.

Regular readers will recall their first brush with this concept when I explicated (in a wishful, deluded sense) all of KT Tunstall's abundant queer traits and tendencies. You know, despite her well-publicized hetero history. Hey, a girl can dream, am I right? Anyhow, I found three live performances in which Ms. Tunstall covers Bob Dylan's "Tangled Up In Blue," Jackson 5's "I Want You Back," and The Knack's "My Sharona" (performed with Keren Ann).

Each performance featured one refreshing quality -- rather than switching to male pronouns to denote the beloved, Ms. Tunstall kept the original female pronouns. In essence, I discovered KT Tunstall's general hotness increased in relation to her appropriation of a queer stage persona, at least for the length of those cover songs.

So, there is a correlation between female musicians and cover songs where female pronouns are maintained. Trust me. Trust the science.

Here for the aural pleasure of Cute, Queer, Canadians readers, I give you,
Covers with a Queer Edge:

The Bird and The Bee, "Sara Smile"
(Interpreting the Masters Vol. 1: A Tribute to Daryl Hall and John Oates, 2010)
Original: Hall & Oates, Daryl Hall & John Oates, 1975



"When I feel cold, you warm me/And when I feel I can't go on, you come and hold me/It's you and me forever/Sara Smile/Won't you smile a while for me" -- Mmm hmm. And props to Inara George, the sweetheart of the stage, for whirling through another concert while pregnant. She's a trooper. An insanely talented, driven trooper.


Amy Winehouse, "Valerie"
(Mark Ronson's Version, 2007)
Original: The Zutons, Tired of Hanging Around, 2006)



"Cos since I've come on home/Well my body's been a mess/And I've missed your ginger hair/ And the way you like to dress/Won't you come on over/Stop making a fool out of me/ Why don't you come on over Valerie?" Now, I am rather more partial to her acoustic cover of "Valerie." Click the link, be converted. It was the first time I'd heard Amy Winehouse sing and I was floored. And then, I was even more thrilled to find she added such lesbionic elements to a fantastic track.


PJ Harvey and Björk, "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
(Performed at the 1994 Brit Awards)
Original: The Rolling Stones, 1965



YESYESONEHUNDREDTIMEYES. All the awesome was sucked out from the world and injected into this single performance. PJ Harvey and Björk, FTW. I apologize to all other artists who followed these two because nothing could ever attain this level of sheer magnificence again. Never. Not possible.

Oh, and lyrics: "And I'm tryin' to make some girl/Who tells me baby better come back later next week/'Cause you see I'm on losing streak/I can't get no, oh no no no" The song was also covered by the likes of Diana Ross and The Supremes, Aretha Franklin, Cat Power, and Samantha Fox. Though, I have the suspicion these artists might have changed that "girl" to "boy" instead.


Garbage, "Don't Let Me Down"
**Could not find information concerning a single/release**
Original: The Beatles, Let It Be, 1970



Apologies for the rough cut, here. If the sources are correct, this is Edinburgh circa 1999. Serious, though, the information that counts is: Shirley Manson = Unrivaled and Utterly Badass. And yes, capital letters were required to convey that sentiment.

Lyrics: "And from the first time that she really done me/Oh, she done me, she done me good/I guess nobody ever really done me/Oh, she done me, she done me good." Perfection.

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PARALYMPIC UPDATES:

See, now -- this is what happens when I take a few days off from the Internets. I am greeted with a complete and utter deluge of medal updates and the conclusion to the 2010 Paralympic Games. I need to set those books down every once in a while and not neglect the ol' computer so much. *Snickers at the obvious lie therein* Anyhow -- the final list of medal winners are:
  • Viviane Forest, Alpine Skiing - Women's Super-G, Visually Impaired (Silver, March 19)
  • Lauren Woolstencroft, Alpine Skiing - Women's Super-G, Standing (Gold, March 19)
  • Lauren Woolstencroft, Alpine Skiing - Women's Super Combined, Standing (Gold, March 20)
  • Karolina Wisniewska, Alpine Skiing - Women's Super Combined, Standing (Bronze, March 20)
  • Viviane Forest, Alpine Skiing - Women's Super Combined, Visually Impaired (Silver, March 20)
  • Jim Armstrong, Darryl Neighbour, Ina Forrest, Sonja Gaudet, Bruno Yizek, Wheelchair Curling, Mixed (Gold, March 20)
  • Brian McKeever, Cross-Country Skiing - Men's 1 KM Sprint Classic, Visually Impaired (Gold, March 21)
And so, Team Canada's total medal count at the 2010 Paralympic Games: 19.

In total, Canada brought home 45 MEDALS from the Olympic Games overall. Somehow, I feel "outstanding" is an understatement. I like to think we've shed our usual humble attitudes and proved our athleticism. It's been a great stretch and I'm sad to see it all come to a close.

Meet you back here in two years for the Summer Games for some more eye candy-- I mean, stunning examples of the human spirit to persevere...? Against all odds? Yes?

I Started Feeling All 60’s

At first I wanted to recreate this look in homage to Dior Fall 08

diors-red-lady-eye-make-up

which to be honest was fun and did end up like this

maybe 1

but then i thought you know f*** it

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and went all 60’s with a zig in my hand.

The sign of a very productive evening or the fact that i really need to get a life….


Monday, March 22, 2010

Naomi Does Vogue Russia

 

Absolutely Fab as usual…this woman does not age…

Herbst/Winter 10/11: Louis Vuitton

 

 

 

I Love it!  Ein hauch 50’s. *Träum*

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Liya Kebede Does Vogue

I Love these romantic dresses by Chloe, Ralph Lauren, Marc Jacobs and Narciso Rodriguez.  All I need I need now is the bank balance to fund these couture dresses…*seufz*